The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) VII

ZMan8 · 08-27-2013, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by b15

Nice! Glad to see someone else is a little further south. The whole group seems to be based in the Northern burbs....then there's me, lol

Actually we have a lot of people down south. They are just less active. There are a few out west like Sean and Jim. I think only maybe 5 people in North Suburbs.

blackcherry20 · 08-27-2013, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by LMBmikeZ

HAppy B-Day to me

lol!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LMBmike!!!

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blackcherry20 · 08-27-2013, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

You're comparing the weather of an entire country to one American city/State.

Canada is a country?!

who knew!!!! Lol!!

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alcheng · 08-27-2013, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20

Canada is a country?!

who knew!!!! Lol!!

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oh... thanks for letting me know....

-a Canadian

blackcherry20 · 08-27-2013, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ZMan8

all. Good news -- I closed on my house and am now in the home owner's club

Living the American Dream

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

that is fricken awesome... congrats man!

awesome ZMan!!!

blackcherry20 · 08-27-2013, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

Im out fellas... headed home... hollar!! Twerk it like Miley.. hahaha

Ewwwwwww.

blackcherry20 · 08-27-2013, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

yes.....

hahaha... but tools, no parts!

What good are tools with no parts?!?!

blackcherry20 · 08-27-2013, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

oh... thanks for letting me know....

-a Canadian

blackcherry20 · 08-27-2013, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

If I had time I absolutely would dude

We're flying in early Sunday morning and playing a round of golf. Then we work 5 am until about 5 pm Mon-Thurs. We fly home late Thursday night. It's pretty tiring work, so we rarely do anything more than a couple of beers and dinner at a few places near the hotel - I sometimes just buy food at the grocery store, eat dinner in the room, and pass out by 8:30 pm

My aunt lives in the area, too (Springfield), so we always make sure to visit her at least one of the nights.

sigh. So close. Have a good trip tho

blackcherry20 · 08-27-2013, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

hey there EW. im here... sort of.

i placed my batsu-maru doll on the passenger seat only to find he's too small to fit with the seat belt. so i put him in the cupholder. now he looks like he fell into the toilet.

blackcherry20 · 08-27-2013, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by carlitos_370z

HAHAHA CRAZY KENCHAN!!!!

carlitos!

happytheman · 08-27-2013, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

When are you sending me a bottle of Death Sauce?

You like the hot stuff Jason? If do, I'll send you a bottle.

happytheman · 08-27-2013, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20

Oh My Gawd!
Happy on hopped up caffeine!! should get interesting in here soon!!
Morning!

Nah, it just made me work harder today.

onzedge · 08-27-2013, 08:37 PM

Subject: Fun with puns

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye - doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whisky - maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist - camp wall... The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass".

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19 . When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

21. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says , "Dam!"

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

Pintsize725 · 08-27-2013, 08:41 PM

Hello everyone!

Sphincter clenching moment of the day: a cement truck in the lane next to me and a half car length ahead started emptying out onto the road as I was about to pull up next to it. Luckily my crappy brakes still work.

08-27-2013, 08:37 PM	#4604 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	*Subject: Fun with puns* 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye - doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whisky - maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist - camp wall... The police are looking into it. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass". 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 17. A backward poet writes inverse. 18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 19 . When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine. 21. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says , "Dam!" 23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive." 25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. b15, JARblue, alcheng and 2 others like this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

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Pintsize725 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Austin Posts: 14,196 Drives: 2016 Mazda 6 Rep Power: 211844	Hello everyone! Sphincter clenching moment of the day: a cement truck in the lane next to me and a half car length ahead started emptying out onto the road as I was about to pull up next to it. Luckily my crappy brakes still work. kenchan and Haboob like this. __________________ Tracie

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