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happytheman 09-20-2013 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo89 (Post 2497055)
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Dude! That was funny as Hell!:icon18:

madwi 09-20-2013 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 2497493)
afternoon gents... got myself a mani/pedi today... lol courtesy of the wife!

If I was still married I think i could pull that off...not these days :bowrofl:

Edit* my Eyebrows these days:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OA2L2D9e06...00/pai_mei.jpg

madwi 09-20-2013 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by carlitos_370z (Post 2497484)
add me to the list brother... he got DD donuts and he dont ask if we want one :shakes head:

Dunkin Donuts Sour Cream donuts, glazed... damn it I just cleaned this keyboard :rofl2:

madwi 09-20-2013 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 2497609)
Im out fellas, headed home!!!! woot! woot!

Have a good commute! See ya later!

madwi 09-20-2013 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 2497579)
lol I hadn't either... now I have, and I can honestly say, it was pretty nice.. lol hand and feets massages

I will not lie...I enjoyed the crap outta them lol

madwi 09-20-2013 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 2497620)
Dude! That was funny as Hell!:icon18:

Cyanide and happiness have GREAT cartoons!
Not related* :



http://i.imgur.com/mnG4w.jpg

alcheng 09-20-2013 03:34 PM

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'

... The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."



The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."



The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."



He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."



She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"

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madwi 09-20-2013 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 2497667)
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'

... The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."



The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."



The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."



He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."



She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"

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:icon17: :icon18: :icon18: :icon18: :rofl2:

madwi 09-20-2013 03:36 PM

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kenchan 09-20-2013 03:56 PM

checking in to say :hello:

been out visiting customers all day today. lunch was :yum:

few more hours and im off to home. :tup:
need to vac the house today. :ugh:

but my G's new floormats arrived. :tup:
and my lenovo finally shipped. :woot:

JARblue 09-20-2013 03:56 PM

Afternoon everyone :hello:

Raining like crazy here today. I have to thank Mother Nature for the nice pre-wash. Hopefully it will stop raining next week so I can give the Z a detailing she deserves. Also, my tires are nearly bald, and my lunch run was a bit sketchy. I guess it's time to put on those rear tires I purchased a few months ago :driving:

Enjoy your Friday night and weekend everyone :tiphat:

Isamu 09-20-2013 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 2497627)
If I was still married I think i could pull that off...not these days :bowrofl:

Edit* my Eyebrows these days:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OA2L2D9e06...00/pai_mei.jpg

lol I got my eyebrows waxed when I was in guam, just to see what it was lke.. and well, I had to keep them looking sharp for the ladies.. lol

Isamu 09-20-2013 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 2497589)
hopefully it was a lady giving you those massages, it'd be weird if it was a dude doing it.. hahaha

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: of course man...

Nismo89 09-20-2013 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 2497620)
Dude! That was funny as Hell!:icon18:

:icon17: :tup:

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LMBmikeZ 09-20-2013 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 2497381)
sometimes you fell like you gotta do some donuts...:rofl2:

FIXED! :icon17:

could just be me :ugh2: maybe I should find new cravings my tires already need to be replaced next season........again (put new ones on in the spring!) :shakes head:

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 2497609)
Im out fellas, headed home!!!! woot! woot!

:woot: enjoy the weekend buddy! I am finally home and can start my own!


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