Screenshots of YOUR (funny) conversations.
 

gSwift told me to start a thread like this.


These are MY conversations I've had with people, and:

YES, I'm a prick, only when you say some dumb BS to me
YES, I'm a really nice guy if/when you get to know me, or if you can get past the rough sarcastic exterior (most the forum guys get nice until they become an arse)


So, this is a conversation when trying to sell my Nismo wheels, and on the ad:

(203) xxx-6885 PLEASE STOP TEXTING ME EVERY WEEK OFFERING $1300 with tires, and btw, you offered $1700 last week. I don't delete texts

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...B7C6F97865.jpg
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http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...B7D8924E7F.jpg
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...B7DEF5A747.jpg




When I was moving out of Dallas I did have this lowballer

Mind you the set of furniture I was selling cost like $700 and I had a few listings of each part, and the mattress was a queen size tempurpedic


http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...24B7CB2131.jpg
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...24F60FD837.jpg

Heres a why the chicken cross the road joke I saw online and used it on my mother in law (Linda):icon17:

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7435/9...1810096d_b.jpg

Oh yeah, this should provide some good laughs for us all.

I tweeted this to the Pope today, since he's letting people who follow him into heaven...

(May be offensive to some?)


It's not quite a conversation yet, I'm waiting for a response.

What are you, simple? He's not going to respond unless there's a picture of a ten year old boy included too.

:icon17:

I don't necessarily desire a response from him (that's the holy grail of responses though), but I want to see if others :eek: about it.

Bricks will be shat, that's for sure.

You would have to add every one of our conversations to this thread... :bowrofl:

This guy wants $450 for a SLU
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...psd0358356.jpg

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...psb31f5be0.jpg

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...psde8694e1.jpg

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...pse338ac73.jpg




He then said "Oh, ok"

Wow. That may be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. :rofl2:

:icon18:

I think I should reply "So I'll give you like $5 if you want it... Or a nice In n Out lunch...

And then get a nice wood back for it and mount it on the wall like a trophy buck.

:icon18::bowrofl::icon18:

More like those Jackalope heads

thats awesome :tup:

Hey guys... I admit... I'm an ásshole... But I'm only an ásshole if you don't know me...


Back story, late last night, going through Facebook, see this ad pop up for La Cañada Dental whatever... (I hate those ads)

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...ps5d1fbf72.jpg
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...psd74d8aa3.jpg

I've had to repost the comment several times now because they keep deleting it

It was real hard not to join in on that one, but I've got too many clients as FB friends to be a total prick. :rofl2:

That dentist did look like the type who teabags you while you're under anaesthesia.

Wellllllll... On MY Facebook, I have learned to not give a shít... No clients. Even if I did, if they can't see the comedy behind it. Unfriend me. I won't mind.


And my brother is a dentist, and so are all of his friends, and a lot are family friends, I'm sure they are laughing, lol



Chuck, add me on FB!!! I won't post crap on YOUR wall

:bowrofl:

In for result, though I think they'll just keep deleting your comment and ignore you.

I sent you a friend request days ago, genius. :p

:rofl2:

I'm sure they will, but I'll keep reposting

Stolen:

This member fxroar was selling his 40th wheels:
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/n...ps94e812ac.jpg
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/n...ps520bea59.jpg

i don't really have a funny situation but more like a wtf situation...

member "killnN00bs" at clublexus posted a wtb rims thread and i had some to sell. we texted quite a bit regarding prices and i finally gave him an ultimatum. then, as you can see, he said his dad just had a heart attack and buying rims wasn't on his mind.

then the NEXT MORNING he bumped up this wtb thread in clublexus!!! i was like wtf?? did he say his dad had a heart attack just to shut me up or something??

http://i997.photobucket.com/albums/a...psd63a2155.png

http://i997.photobucket.com/albums/a...ps599e5990.png

http://i997.photobucket.com/albums/a...psc795bfef.png

^^^ did you post on the Lexus forum a response?

no i didn't... i sold my wheels anyway.

now that i look back, i shoulda!!