The customer is not always right

armensti

well im a personal trainer and the fat people that i train are hilarious. there is this woman in her early 60s and i have her doing bicep curls

old woman: why do my hands hurt?

me: well because what your doing right now is tearing up the muscle tissue in the muscle group called bicep and your biceps are located on your arm. ( i point to them)

next exercise i have her work on the hamstrings.

old woman: why do my legs hurt

me: well because you are tearing up the muscle tissue in your legs thats why.

its like this with every single exercise and the funny thing is she asks me the same questions everyday and i answer her with the same answers, but the next day she asks the same questions again lol

another one

old woman: why do i get tired when i exercise?

me: because you are exercising

im a nutritionist also so i make them a diet to follow and in the diet it clearly states what their supposed to eat and when and how much.

diet states meal 1

1 cup of special k cereal
1 cup of 2% low fat milk
5 medium strawberries

different old woman: what am i supposed to eat ?

me: i go over the meal plan with them which takes about 2-3 minutes. its very simple and it tells you exactly how much to eat just like stated above.

after explaining it to her for over 20 minutes the old woman replies.

old woman: so what am i supposed to eat exactly?

she *** the same question the next day too lol

its so funny because none of this woman have memory problems or anything like that. their just stupid and annoying, sometimes i get a kick out of it tho