jerking off with your dad's stash of Penthouse, thinking no one is home, and having your mom walk in on you...
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02-06-2018, 06:30 AM | #9751 (permalink) |
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jerking off with your dad's stash of Penthouse, thinking no one is home, and having your mom walk in on you...
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02-06-2018, 03:34 PM | #9752 (permalink) |
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Keep erasing the little pencil mark on the label and remarking it lower... That is the label on the bottle of Canadian Club that your Dad not so cleverly hid in the top shelf of the hall closet.
When confronted, you have to say... “maybe it evaporated”... Last edited by Spoiler; 02-06-2018 at 03:36 PM. |
02-07-2018, 07:56 AM | #9753 (permalink) |
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leering at your neighbor showering through her open window and having your mom walk in and wonder aloud what you are doing with binoculars at night...
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02-08-2018, 10:12 AM | #9755 (permalink) |
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Necking (and other stuff) with my friend's cousin in the trunk of my friend's Mom's 1967 Olds 88 as we were being smuggled into a drive-in movie
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02-11-2018, 08:42 PM | #9756 (permalink) |
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Omitting to mention to your parents that you borrowed their car without asking. Parking it and hoping they don’t notice the big ding for a few days or hopefully longer....
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02-12-2018, 08:22 PM | #9757 (permalink) |
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Peeing on an electric fence to see if it really would zap you.
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02-12-2018, 09:00 PM | #9759 (permalink) |
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Running away from home to join the dark carnival.
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02-12-2018, 09:07 PM | #9760 (permalink) |
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Saying you will be staying at your friend’s house and your friend tells his parents that he is staying at yours. Together you go cruising for chicks all night and no one is the wiser...
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02-13-2018, 06:28 AM | #9761 (permalink) |
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Taking a random person's Ericson 27 sailboat from the Coronado Yacht Club out for a cruise with a couple of friends and some Schlitz Malt Liquor tallboys, only to return at dusk and having the boat's owner at his slip to greet us...
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02-13-2018, 07:33 AM | #9763 (permalink) |
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Vying for a girls attention, only to find out she's a dude!
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02-13-2018, 06:01 PM | #9764 (permalink) |
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Waking up naked in your girlfriend's parent's bed 5 minutes before her parents returned early from vacation...
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