Queen Latifah was not satisfied after 1 1/2 hours of uninterrupted cunninglus
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05-12-2015, 09:04 PM | #7291 (permalink) |
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Queen Latifah was not satisfied after 1 1/2 hours of uninterrupted cunninglus
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realizing, too late, that your numb tongue has swollen so dangerously that in an instance, once the pungent pussy-smell of one Queen L.'s cum hits your nose, the gasp and subsequent reflex swallowing of said tongue, kills you...GASP...
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scorpion bite
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underestimated the guy in the bar's strength when you questioned his intelligence in front of his woman
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vying for the attention of the woman of the man onzedge is getting pummeled by whilst he is distracted only to find that it was one punch and done and now it is i in the headlights...yikes...
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whacking the vending machine that ripped me off for a bag of M&Ms -- over and over until it tipped over and crushed me
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xeroxing my arse as a joke showing my wee mini crabs, during my break during filming of discovery channel's "deadliest catch" whenest a giant F'-IN' wave broke over the bow an' flooded the floor, i.e., an' lite my arse up, oh golly, gee, yes...i'm a deadman...
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yelling at the guy who is talking too loud on the airplane and he is drunk, so he stabs me with the Delta Airlines fork that came with his First Class meal
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zebra-pelted seats, catch fire in dignity class on delta's flight where drunken flier's fight a death by fork battle, thus inflaming and consuming by fire the rest of thee otherwise so-called-entitled wayfarers to become fieriers themselves whenst onzedge pulls out his mini bunsen-burner in a failed attempt to ward off yet another 1st class ***...rip, my man...rip...
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*** I just expelled the water I was drinking through my nose. I am at the airport in Arkansas readying myself to board a Delta flight to Atlanta.***
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