zipping myself up in my fly after taking a leak at Mom and Dad's house Christmas 1989, not being able to get myself unstuck and yelling for my wife to come into the bathroom to unzip my wiener for me and then she told everyone the amusing tale over dessert

algorithms

binary-code

cat in the hat (confused, confusing)

data

ethernet

faaak!! (my frequenty terminology with pc's)

Gigabyte Motherboards

headache! (after trying to figure out pc's)

iPod interface

jPeg

kensington lock

lightscribe

microUSB