zipping up my pants before going for a chew in the Z

Next topic please...:tup:

Airport waiting for flight with family members fighting :shakes head:.......... it happened to me I just took a walk :ugh2:

Butt makes noise while sneezing.

Christmas time drunk

Dog runs up and sniffs crotch...

Easter egg hunt at Mom and Dad's -- drunk also

Fart at first fiancee father meeting.

Going to Disneyland with the folks -- drunk

Having sex on the inlaw's kitchen counter top, and in walks father-in-law for a glass of water. You pause for a moment, glance over and you both say hi. He then looks away and proceeds to get water, and you go back to humping, both parties pretending nothing is happening. :tup:

in-laws (no that's it)

Jumping off the second story balcony during a family get-together -- drunk

kinky moves to wife... and in-laws walk in.

Looking at xhamster videos on my Mom's computer and forgetting to clear my browsing history