Pissing on a police cruiser

Quickly telling your wife that you must have gotten the crabs from a toilet seat...

Removing the tag from your mattress

Sleeping with your sister-in-law whilst camping to "conserve body heat."

Test driving your freshly tuned Z on a lonesome stretch of highway rarely patrolled, despite just having got your license back...

Under the sheets orher than your wife in the chilly winter nights

Vying to be first in line at the amusement park

Working as Rosie O'Donnell's personal trainer and life coach

Wolf whistling at a female mma event.

crap... you beat me.

X-ray results show the dog did swallow your wife’s wedding ring, and now the real hunt begins....

Yelling "Does anyone have change for a $100? I need to feed the parking meter." while you are in East Oakland CA at 11 PM on a Friday...

Zebra riding at the zoo just to see how far you can get.

Lets try a new category called “poor choices for gifts” for your wife or girlfriend....

Aerosol spray for her bathroom...