Absessed tooth

Being drunk at the kick-off meeting for a new project

Caught sleeping at your desk and having to say that you have a really bad headache and you were resting your eyes for a second...

Drilling holes in your hard drives after being served the subpoena

Eating a couple of handfuls of “pills” hurriedly, right before the officer comes up to the car window, so that no one will ever know....

French kissing a light socket.

Getting into a full elevator after consuming 2 bowls of really good chili at lunch...

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Holding bare wires whilst testing circuits

Ingesting rubbing alcohol instead of vodka.

Jelly donuts at stake; and you get caught arm wrestling a fat kid for the last one...

Kick boxing competition with Chuck Norris

Lovin' two women at thew same time

Marrying Rosie O'donnell

New car being driven by a 16 yr old ...

Opening a "can of whup-azz" with 5 Hell's Angels who cut you off on an off-ramp