yellow, crusty, stained bed sheets observed upon my surprise return after a week away on business

Z cars always came before romance

acne-free

bank account balance

clothes

doing cunninglus for more than 30 minutes

ejaculating after more than 30 mins.

Fortunes

good looking dudeness

huge ______

insertable penis

just being one's self (as long as that self has a large bank account)

knowing that every kiss begins with KAY jewelers

"liking" the same stuff she likes (e.g. sh!tty movies, antiquing, actual conversation, adopting stray dogs, trips to Joann Fabrics, etc.)