Ask the boss's daughter for a date

Being on a mushroom trip while manning the help desk

Continuously calling your boss while he/she I at home.

Drop the decimal on bank customer deposit slips

Effing the bosses wife:icon17:

firing one up in the supply closet

Looking for something that starts with "F"

Finding the boos with his secretary in the lunch room after hours and attempting blackmail

"firing" most certainly starts with an F...g'day, sir...

glue-snifffing during one's lunch break

Having sex in the elevator

Irradiating the vending machine in the lunch room

jousting, light saber-like, with the fluorescent lamps stored in the supply closet after firing up a few doobies...

Killing a nonresponsive PC

leaking photos of the boss dressed in women's lingerie