arriving safely

Barf bag missing when you really need it

...somehow THAT'S your idea of "fun"?!?, mr. o...

carry-on space under seat

Delta Airlines flight attendants who give me hugs when they see me board

...and WHY are you bored whilst getting a hug from a stew; unless it was my ex???

experiencing the "mile-high" sensations

farting quietly at 36,000 feet

guessing favorably if'n they're serving pepsi or coke

having two seats to myself

inspecting, and SEEING, that the plane has two secure wings

jamming through the terminal from one E to A concourses at ATL, barely making the connecting flight and finding out I was upgraded (true story from last Thursday)

keeping my kewl whilst being bounced around, severely, during heavy turbulence, due to too many rum & cokes and the wonderful childhood remembrance of roller-coasters

looking at flight attendants' stockinged legs

mentioning to my fellow traveler that he's staring, almost perversely, at the stewardess' legs and watching his face turn beet red...