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Crap, I forgot the category...

Oh yeah...

rubbing "accidentally" up against strange women in the airport then telling them, in a seductive voice, "My pockets are full of M&Ms and I will gladly share"

...sir, did you also happen to mention that while it may not be entirely true that the M&M's will indeed start to nicely "warm up a bit but not quite melt" whilst in hand and certainly more whilst the nearer to the nether regions, they will CERTAINLY melt nicely once coating the object of YOUR desire, in her mouth...good day, sir...

sitting on my hands to avoid temptation whilst friends are over watching 'modern family' or selma hayek...

:tiphat:

Taking too long in the airplane lavatory...

unwillingness to venture forth in the world, anymore...

viewing porn nonstop

watching porn w/o an erection...sigh...

xtremely aroused when i see jaybull and onzedge around

yelling at strangers

zoolander the only dvd on my netflix queue for months now...

assassin