counting steps before entering the house

don't trust nobody...(i.e.---the who: "don't get fooled again")...

evenly distributing M&M's by color before eating them

fooled by people i trusted

grouping M&M's/skittles by colour and eating them one colour at a time….

...having a big bag of M&M's, dumping them out, sorting them by color, entering the color distribution frequency on my spreadsheet, printing a histogram of the results, performing the ANOVA calculation on the data, noticing that brown are under-represented, taking pictures of my piles, sending an angry letter about the statistical anomaly (along with photos, graphs, etc.) to the President of Mars, Inc., then eaingt all the M&Ms and waiting patiently for the reply and my free M&Ms...

...i purchased 3 big bags of M&M's this morning just to see what all the fuss was about as far as sorting, scarfing down, etc, etc...butt, for the life of me, i derived no sexual pleasure whatsoever!!!...am i doing something wrong?!? do i need to find yet another hobby/habit to comfort myself...?!?---sigh...

just before getting on an airplane (which I do between 4 and 7 times per week, I buty a bag of peanut M&Ms at any gift shop but, before I pay for them, I dump them out on the counter in front of the non-caring clerk -- I then quickly sort them and refuse to pay unless the distribution of colors pleases me...

keep thinking after reading this thread: i really, REALLY need to sort thru my underwear drawers...

licking all the candy coating from my sorted M&Ms -- one color at a time...

melting 3 bags, and any others ever bought by mistake, hallow-weenie or otherwise, to avoid addiction to an obvious obsession/habit, somewhat similar to heroin, it would seem...

never eating brown M&Ms

opening a bag of of M&M and saying the skittles slogan taste the rainbow

Pouring M&Ms all over my naked body as my wife chants 'Melts in your mouth, not in your hand' over and over

quietly moaning my ex's name in my sleep...