quick to cut off my curly locks BEFORE joining the air farce to spitefully show up my h.s. sweetheart...kinda like cutting one's nose off...

replying to ex-wife number 3's very first email she sent to me...

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sneaking out my jr. high bedroom window to possibly getting 'hooked up' for the first time...and getting caught...SIGH...

Side note: Had I not replied to her very first email, I would not have entered a relationship with her, married her and then suffered the turmoil and brain-damage our marriage caused me.

Taking something from a store without paying for it...

underwater screaming my lungs out after being pushed into the deep end water at the boy's club by my "friend" after bragging i knew how to swim---I DIDN'T...i was literally going down for the 3rd time...all the while desperately pleading "JEFF"!!!...btw, this was the 50's in detroit and we all swam naked (and afraid)...

Vacationing in northern Minnesota during the most heat and humidity on record...

wondering why, what i felt was my first best friend in ages, turned out to a slimy, back-stabbin', untrustworthy, jealous competitor of mine instead of a bro'...???

yelling at my Dad for the first, and only, time when I was a teen, only to be greeted by the back of his hand

zealously masturbating into many a sock when i were a younger man...sigh...

Your turn for a category selection...

unusual habbits

Apples must be peeled before they eat them


I should note: this is not me, it's was a person in trade school that did it, very weird to see in person. He had some OCD problems too though :ugh2:

breaking an' entering to see how the other half (the joneses) lives...