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Battling over the remote
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Coming home late from the bar with another woman
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Dinner parties with all of your parents
Sent from my SCH-I605 |
Enjoying driving alone a little too much
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farting publicly with a little too much enthusiasm
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groping the waitress on your anniversary
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herpes outbreak
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insulin overdose
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jerking off with too much abandon and frequency
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kicking spouse out of bed, violently. :ugh2:
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leaving the toilet seat up one too many times
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My defense, she put her cold ass feet on my back. It a natural reflex to kick, right? :ugh:
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nibbling on Cheetos in bed
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occasional flashbacks
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peeing on the toilet seat
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