making mookie with my wife

nothing

opining on this thread

Picking my nose.

Q-tip insertion into my ears

resting

sincerely adrift at times...

Twiddling thumbs.

Underestimate the effects of alcohol

validating my meager existence...

Weaving in and out of traffic in order to be on time to work got me noticed by the CHP and I got pulled over. When the officer ran my license he found two warrants and I also had expired tags and no insurance. When he came back to the car and asked me to get out, I spilled the beer I was holding and he also saw the crack pipe and a baggy full of weed sticking out from under the seat. Oh, and I was drunk, had been up for three days tripping on acid and forgot to put on my pants before I left the house.

quadrabrilation appears to have not been your strong suit that fateful morning, as i'm sure you quickly realized once you'd sobered up.

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Is that an "x" word? :icon17:

inorite! :shakes head: