Yaris, base trim

Z-28 from 1992

Had an Accident.

Bug splatter

Bought a lemon (true story with RX8)

coffee spilled on my light grey leather interior while getting a hummer from a 25 dollar hooker

Dodged a deer that ran out in the middle of the road but hit the a pole that fell on Lukoil gas station and caused a fire that engulfed the premises. The Lukoil happened to have a Prius, a Fiat 500, and a Mazda 2 in the service bays. =]

Elephant relieved himself(itself?) next to my old Chevelle... lots of splatter... :icon14:

Farted in my stepfather's 69 Stingray and dutch ovened the hell out of us.

Getting a bj done by a $25 hooker while on the way to rosie pool-side party

Huffed a bag of glue while street racing an aluminum-winged Elantra on the way to my AA meeting.

into the ditch while replying romantic texts from latifah

Jacked

jerking off while driving because I heard Ellen DeGeneres on the radio, I lost control during the moment of climax and drove into my neighbor's prize-winning rose beds