Waiting for the restroom in first class and there is someone in there taking his sweet time, but I ate a huge Mexican lunch before boarding and I am passing gas like I am a human typhoon...

XXX pictures on my ipad that I don't conceal when the hot stewardess walks by

Yelling people who think being loud and obnoxious can make an impact on the gate agent and magically get them what they want...

Zero tolerance for alcohol + slamming down a couple shots of whiskey stollen from the galley while heading to the lavatory + spinning yourself as fast as you can before heading back to your seat = puke your guts halfway down the aisle and watch how much the other passengers enjoy the rest of the flight. :tup:

^sounds like a real experience from Mr.djpathfinder......

Admitting I am at fault even though I'm not.. - just to get to the make up sex

Breaking up with my first wife after she was on a weekend "work retreat", but in reality was in Monterey, CA at a bed and breakfast with my best friend of 20 years (true story)

Casually making out at a place picked casually

Declaring a thumb war and losing :(

Eating french vanilla ice cream from her cleavage

Fornicating in a parked car in the middle of BFE.

Giving her the schlong without going down on her first :tup:

Hightailing it out of her bedroom at 2am because you both feared the parents woke to see what the noise was about.

Itching like crazy after sex because someone had a yeast infection and omitted that little tidbit of information during the 30 second long foreplay