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All I'm saying, is that it looks like a maternity dress.

By the way, how long have you been pregnant? (Oh you're not pregnant?)

Clearly, she's been working out. (sitting next to the wife, looking at the waitress....from behind)

D!ck is in her face (My friend Richard is yelling at his wife)

Excellent head (refering to your beer)

For heaven's sake, honey --- just blow on it gently, it'll harden up (Overheard in the office by your coworkers when you were on the phone coaching your wife on how to help speed up her fingernail polish drying efforts)