Burros painted like zebras -- always available for photo opportunities

Cartel gunfire keeps me wide awake at night so I don't have a desire to go to sleep early, which leads to a late night rendezvous with hot local woman on Acapulco beach for sandy sex.

Delicious tacos

Eating spicy food that makes my lips big and red like Ronald McDonald.

Fajitas!

girls in bikinis

Half-empty bottles of ice-cold Modelo on a hot day

Ixtapa

Juarez if you're a mortician

Kids selling delicious Mexican candy on the street :yum:

Loco drug-crazed folks who will kill you with a machete

Mexican jumping beans

Nachos everywhere!!!

Ocean that I can see my feet in.

Paco, everyone is named Paco it seems