Next Category: Technology you expect to be around in 2579.

Alien being UFO's for sale in used car lots

Brain scanners that let your wife know when you're thinking about other women while having sex with her :(

Coffee-filled IV units that continuously feed a high-octane java into your system

Digital Cable

Driver's seat that gives a taint-massage while the 980Z auto-pilots my great great great great great great great great great great grandson around.

Energy derived from flatulence, enough to drive a warp engine with one person, and an unlimited supply of pinto beans and avocados for fuel

Flux capacitor that requires 1.21 gigawatts and a speed of 88mph to send people back to 1955.

Gadgets....that keep Girls Giggling! (you know ;))

Huge perky tits have been permanently embedded in the humane genome (for females only)

Interstellar travel of unmanned spacecraft.

Jumping between solar systems with warp drive

Kids born with traits of the parents' choosing.

(That is not too far away....)

Light Sabers!!!!!

Meteor shields to prevent armageddon!!!!