Washington -- the entire state. I'd make myself "President of Washington for Life", Move into Bill Gates' house after I kick him out, start my own militia, secede from the union, burn down all the Starbucks stores and then gather up all the hipsters and put them in a re-education camp on one of the islands in the Puget Sound.

Xerox -- the entire company... What would I do with it? I don't know but it starts with "X"

Yodelling lessons for everyone on the forum. :tup:

Zephyr batteries from the movie Knight and Day - because they explode :icon17:

acapulco

Buenos-dias

Cartels

drug-lords

Extremely brutal murders by drug cartels

Fingers cut off for boning a drug cartel's seniorita.

Gruesome beheadings by drug cartels

Handcuffed with my arms around a cactus, coutresy of drug cartels.

Hot women who do anything for 5 USD, but they turn out to be men and Guatemalan, not Mexican

Ice cold killers employed by drug cartels