Butt exam by the local proctologist

Christmas extravaganza at the transgender clinic in the pre-operative ward

Driving down Daytona beach in a 1999 Dodge Neon with 15" spinner hubcaps, a Pep Boys aluminum wing, and my front windows down to reveal my shame.

Evening out on the town with a fat girl

Flying American Airlines, seated between two fat slobs that forgot to wear deodorant.

Greek freighter cruise as the deck hand among an all-male crew

Himalayan Mountains wearing nothing but a tank top and flip flops.

Ice skating on Lake Minnetonka with Tanya Harding after drinking a fifth of 100 proof Rumplemintz Peppermint Schnapps and dropping a couple of hits of window pane acid

Juarez, Mexico while wearing a Fidel Castro t shirt.

Korea, North, in downtown Pyongyang on Kim Jung Un's birthday -- wearing an "America: Love it or Leave It" t-shirt while tripping on peyote

Ladies Bathroom at the Bunny Ranch because the Men's room is full, dropping a massive deuce after a chili dinner.

maître d'ing at a Turkish bath house in the Castro district of San Francisco in 1978

Navy Seal training after 15 years of cigarette smoking.

on the set of current day Ron Jeremy's latest video shoot as the assistant fluffer

Porta-potty on a very hot day