The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) III

happytheman · 01-06-2013, 06:22 PM

kenchan · 01-06-2013, 06:23 PM

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Why Females Should Avoid A "Girls Night Out" After Getting Married

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’ When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh ****.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

blackcherry20 · 01-06-2013, 06:23 PM

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Nismo89 · 01-06-2013, 06:44 PM

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ahahahaaha

Isamu · 01-06-2013, 07:04 PM

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Nice

Isamu · 01-06-2013, 07:05 PM

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onzedge · 01-06-2013, 07:07 PM

Isamu · 01-06-2013, 07:07 PM

dinner..

onzedge · 01-06-2013, 07:10 PM

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dinner..

Isamu · 01-06-2013, 07:12 PM

oh and it wasssss!!

blackcherry20 · 01-06-2013, 07:25 PM

We ALL know who this is for

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onzedge · 01-06-2013, 07:27 PM

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We ALL know who this is for

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It is for Mr. Isamu, right?

kensin0429 · 01-06-2013, 07:56 PM

Today I feel really down ... Broke up with my girl almost 2 months ago and I'm barely recovering ..but they are times when I just miss her so much that I want to give her call ...

Guys. I need some advice / ideas ... I've already done the following : get drunk / party / drive like a maniac / hookes / eat / bowling / holla at other women ...but the urge just dont go away .. I want to see her , I want to talk to her . Ahhhh

blackcherry20 · 01-06-2013, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by kensin0429

Today I feel really down ... Broke up with my girl almost 2 months ago and I'm barely recovering ..but they are times when I just miss her so much that I want to give her call ...

Guys. I need some advice / ideas ... I've already done the following : get drunk / party / drive like a maniac / hookes / eat / bowling / holla at other women ...but the urge just dont go away .. I want to see her , I want to talk to her . Ahhhh

not a guy but here it is:
one more time-call her -if she responds well , move forward with her...
if she doesn't, move on

GL

I'm trusting that this is not a troll call ......

XwChriswX · 01-06-2013, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by kensin0429

Today I feel really down ... Broke up with my girl almost 2 months ago and I'm barely recovering ..but they are times when I just miss her so much that I want to give her call ...

Guys. I need some advice / ideas ... I've already done the following : get drunk / party / drive like a maniac / hookes / eat / bowling / holla at other women ...but the urge just dont go away .. I want to see her , I want to talk to her . Ahhhh

Has she made any attempt to contact or see you since the breakup?

01-06-2013, 06:22 PM	#3076 (permalink)
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01-06-2013, 07:56 PM	#3088 (permalink)
kensin0429 Base Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: palmsprings Posts: 244 Drives: 370z Rep Power: 16	Today I feel really down ... Broke up with my girl almost 2 months ago and I'm barely recovering ..but they are times when I just miss her so much that I want to give her call ... Guys. I need some advice / ideas ... I've already done the following : get drunk / party / drive like a maniac / hookes / eat / bowling / holla at other women ...but the urge just dont go away .. I want to see her , I want to talk to her . Ahhhh __________________ 10 40th AE Z

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