Joke of the Day

shadoquad · 06-23-2010, 07:03 PM

An old, lonely, pathetic man goes on vacation. (no offense, togo

)

His plane crashes, but he manages to swim his way to a deserted island. After several weeks, he is walking along the beach one day and spots something glimmering in the distance, out on the water. As it grows closer and surfaces, it appears to be a gorgeous woman in a skin-tight wet suit.

She approaches with a wide smile and asks him, "When is the last time you had a proper cigar?" The old man replies, "It's been decades." The young woman unzips her suit slightly and pulls out a lighter and a fantastic cuban cigar.

He starts puffing at the cigar when she asks him, "When is the last time you had an ice-cold beer?" He says, "It's been years." She unzips her suit a little further and pulls him out an ice-cold beverage to enjoy with his smoke.

Then she approaches him very closely and zips her zipper nearly all the way down, and with a mischievous grin, she asks, "When's the last time you had some real fun?" The old man replies, "Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in that suit!"

Jesse_Hunter · 06-23-2010, 07:15 PM

Ah these jokes require alot of reading, I'll get straight to the point.

"Guy walks into a bar, Ouch That hurt."

"Horse walks into a bar, Bartender says: Why the long face?"

"What's brown and sticky? - A stick"

"What did one fruit say to the other fruit? - Sorry Honeydew, I cantelope"

"What'd one gay horse say to the other gay horse? - Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"

INTENSEPOWER · 06-24-2010, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesse_Hunter

Ah these jokes require alot of reading, I'll get straight to the point.

"What's brown and sticky? - A stick"

Of all the jokes here I burst out laughing at this one... WOW ahahahahahaa

vipor · 06-24-2010, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by INTENSEPOWER

Of all the jokes here I burst out laughing at this one... WOW ahahahahahaa

me too heh

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shadoquad A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 42,608 Drives: . Rep Power: 3886	An old, lonely, pathetic man goes on vacation. (no offense, togo ) His plane crashes, but he manages to swim his way to a deserted island. After several weeks, he is walking along the beach one day and spots something glimmering in the distance, out on the water. As it grows closer and surfaces, it appears to be a gorgeous woman in a skin-tight wet suit. She approaches with a wide smile and asks him, "When is the last time you had a proper cigar?" The old man replies, "It's been decades." The young woman unzips her suit slightly and pulls out a lighter and a fantastic cuban cigar. He starts puffing at the cigar when she asks him, "When is the last time you had an ice-cold beer?" He says, "It's been years." She unzips her suit a little further and pulls him out an ice-cold beverage to enjoy with his smoke. Then she approaches him very closely and zips her zipper nearly all the way down, and with a mischievous grin, she asks, "When's the last time you had some real fun?" The old man replies, "Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in that suit!"