Joke of the Day

Togo

A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crisssssssco.

Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Sir, the Crisco is on aisle 3.

The old guy replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife, She's in here somewhere"

The clerk is astonished. "Your wife's name is Crisco?"

The old guy answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public."

"I see," said the clerk. "What do you call her at home?"

"Lard ass."

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This will decimate all after you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Japan.

Joe Clem and Koeppel Nissan

XwChriswX

So I was playing Uno last night with some mexicans... But the f*ckers kept stealing all the green cards, so I left.

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Bonnie - Stage 2, Audio build coming this fall!
R.I.P. Abby 3/29/10 - 3/30/14

Togo

Hmm and where did you hear this joke I wonder... lol

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This will decimate all after you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Japan.

Joe Clem and Koeppel Nissan

Togo

Wait... I just read this the other night? Did I actually tell it to you and John though? Can't remember now.. lol.

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This will decimate all after you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Japan.

Joe Clem and Koeppel Nissan

XwChriswX

I didn't hear it from either of you, and I told him lol So I dunno what your talking about.

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Bonnie - Stage 2, Audio build coming this fall!
R.I.P. Abby 3/29/10 - 3/30/14

Togo

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This will decimate all after you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Japan.

Joe Clem and Koeppel Nissan