Paddy the Irishman is at the doctors office and the doctor is looking in his mouth and says "Paddy what in the world made your tongue so black?" Paddy replies
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04-08-2010, 03:56 PM | #676 (permalink) |
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Paddy the Irishman is at the doctors office and the doctor is looking in his mouth and says "Paddy what in the world made your tongue so black?"
Paddy replies "I dropped me bottle of whiskey on a freshly tarred road."
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It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said. "Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." he heard a loud whisper: "Fuck the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher: "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're fucked." Suzuki said, "The Taliban! 2001"
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To US NY'ers, anyone south of Jersey might as well all be the same.. hahaha
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It's so bad that I get this. It actually made me laugh out loud
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<limited7> i have for(n = 1; n < 99; n = n /2) why is it loopin forever?
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<_p> my lack of morals has absolutely nothing to do with my loins.
<_p> it just so happens that many immoral acts that are genuinely worth doing involve my dick.
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[IMG]A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown. He notices a small bronze statue of a rat. He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it". The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat. As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him. He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him. He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown. The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story". The guys says, "no, I was wondering if you have any bronze lawyers?"[/IMG]
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A journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day,
for a long, long time. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray. "Pardon me, sir, I'm from CNN. What's your name?... See More “Morris Feinberg," he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" He replied, "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?", she asked. He said, "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man." She asked, "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" "Like I'm talking to a fukkin' wall."
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a inventor goes down to the patent office, he has created a flavored apple. he has created an apple that tastes like roast beef. hes very excited, takes his ticket at the office and takes a seat,... he waits... and waits...his ticket number is called, takes it to the clerk.... the inventor lays the apple out on the counter and the clerk says "this is just an apple", and the inventor says, "take a bite"...clerk does so,..."this tastes like roast beef!"...,inventor asks him to turn it over and take a bite of the other side. Clerk does so..."this tastes like apple pie!"...pause....the clerk tells the inventor "you know,...we'd make a fortune if you made an apple that tastes like pussy!...we could sell it to the porn industry and make millions!" The inventor realizes he's right and says " ya, ya! okay I'll do that"...month passes by...inventor comes to the patent office, same routine, takes his number, and waits, and waits...clerk calls him up again and the inventor proudly lays the apple on the counter. the clerk excitedly grabs the apple and takes a bite quickly! Clerk spits out apple "this is horrible! This tastes like ****!"...the inventor tells him to turn it over
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