Joke of the Day

phelan · 03-30-2010, 05:23 PM

Questions that have confused (and may still confuse) us:

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "I think I'll eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt"?

Why do toasters have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp, which no human would want to eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge, and not in the freezer?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when asking where the bathroom is?

Why does an OB-GYN leave the room when you undress if they're going to be up close and personal in there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto is on all fours? (They're both dogs!)

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they even dream?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy Acme rockets, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electronics, does morality come from morons?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Do illiterate people get a kick out of alphabet soup?

Why do dogs get angry when you blow in their face, but when you take them for a car ride they stick their head out the window into the wind?

03-30-2010, 05:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
phelan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CA Age: 39 Posts: 9,513 Drives: Scoobaroo Rep Power: 3406	Questions that have confused (and may still confuse) us: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "I think I'll eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt"? Why do toasters have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp, which no human would want to eat? Why is there a light in the fridge, and not in the freezer? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when asking where the bathroom is? Why does an OB-GYN leave the room when you undress if they're going to be up close and personal in there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto is on all fours? (They're both dogs!) What do you call male ballerinas? Can blind people see their dreams? Do they even dream? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy Acme rockets, why didn't he just buy dinner? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electronics, does morality come from morons? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? Do illiterate people get a kick out of alphabet soup? Why do dogs get angry when you blow in their face, but when you take them for a car ride they stick their head out the window into the wind? __________________ 凛 ('Rin') - 2009 Nissan 370Z With silence comes peace. With peace comes freedom. With freedom comes silence.