Joke of the Day

XwChriswX · 02-25-2010, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by vipor

Magical reindeer like the ones Santa uses are asexual.

Ah that must be one of those 'adults only' jokes that the kids don't get.

Togo · 02-25-2010, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by vipor

Magical reindeer like the ones Santa uses are asexual.

Yeah how else do you get magical reindeer! If they reproduced like normal reindeer, we'd all have them...

Plus.. the joke talks about a fictional fat man that travels the span of the world delivering toys to every household in the matter of maybe 8 hours. He flies a sled pulled by flying reindeer, one of which has an industrial strength light bulb for a nose and his toys are made by a shop of mythical elves BUT you get hung up on the masculinity of their names???

XwChriswX · 02-25-2010, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Togo

Yeah how else do you get magical reindeer! If they reproduced like normal reindeer, we'd all have them...

Plus.. the joke talks about a fictional fat man that travels the span of the world delivering toys to every household in the matter of maybe 8 hours. He flies a sled pulled by flying reindeer, one of which has an industrial strength light bulb for a nose and his toys are made by a shop of mythical elves BUT you get hung up on the masculinity of their names???

LOL How else could we have an intelligent debate about a fat man fitting down chimney's?

And about that fag rudolph... He has a Red Nose. It's not like a flood light... So really, if it was Foggy, WTF good is that gonna do for Santa? Unless its a beacon to see where the front of his Reindeer are, it provides him nothing.

vipor · 02-25-2010, 03:05 PM

Rudolph and the Snow Man are just on that yayo, that's why their noses are red.

XwChriswX · 02-25-2010, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by vipor

Rudolph and the Snow Man are just on that yayo, that's why their noses are red.

Togo · 02-25-2010, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX

LOL How else could we have an intelligent debate about a fat man fitting down chimney's?

And about that fag rudolph... He has a Red Nose. It's not like a flood light... So really, if it was Foggy, WTF good is that gonna do for Santa? Unless its a beacon to see where the front of his Reindeer are, it provides him nothing.

this post mad me

hahahahah

XwChriswX · 02-25-2010, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Togo

this post mad me

hahahahah

Don't you laugh! That was a serious point to me! Dealing with aircraft on a daily basis at work made me think about that. lol He's not gonna see any better with Rudolph in front...

Togo · 02-25-2010, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX

Don't you laugh! That was a serious point to me! Dealing with aircraft on a daily basis at work made me think about that. lol He's not gonna see any better with Rudolph in front...

LMAO I agree.. i remember seeing my strobes the first time I flew IMC. I know what you mean.

phelan · 02-25-2010, 03:29 PM

you guys...

XwChriswX · 02-25-2010, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by phelan

you guys...

phelan · 02-25-2010, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX

says the guy who doesn't even have a Z yet...

XwChriswX · 02-25-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by phelan

says the guy who doesn't even have a Z yet...

Low Blow!

Togo · 02-25-2010, 03:43 PM

My attempt to get back on topic.. lol

There were two truckers driving a load of sheep across the country. One was a new driver and the other was an old driver.

The new guy asks "Do you ever stop at a cathouse along the way if you get horny?"

The old guy says "Naw I just get in the back of the truck and do one of the sheep."

The new guy is kind of shocked at this but after a while he thinks maybe it wouldn't be too bad.

The old trucker says "Just bang on the front wall when you're done and I'll stop so you can get back in the cab."

So he's driving along after an hour or so goes by he's getting kind of worried because the new guy has not banged on the wall. So he stops the truck and opens the back door to check on the other guy. He's in there just screwing away on this sheep, the old guy says "What's wrong?"

The new guy says"I can't get my nut."

The old guy says "Well it's no wonder, you picked the ugliest one!"

Togo · 02-25-2010, 03:45 PM

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards him. "Two dogs, please," says one.

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

phelan · 02-25-2010, 03:47 PM

One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 ft, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went below 25 ft, but minutes later the same guy joined him.

This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalk-and-board set, and wrote, "How the hell are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"

The other guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote:

"I'M DROWNING YOU MORON!"

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02-25-2010, 03:29 PM	#594 (permalink)
phelan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CA Age: 38 Posts: 9,513 Drives: Scoobaroo Rep Power: 3406	you guys... __________________ 凛 ('Rin') - 2009 Nissan 370Z With silence comes peace. With peace comes freedom. With freedom comes silence.

02-25-2010, 03:43 PM	#598 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 657	My attempt to get back on topic.. lol There were two truckers driving a load of sheep across the country. One was a new driver and the other was an old driver. The new guy asks "Do you ever stop at a cathouse along the way if you get horny?" The old guy says "Naw I just get in the back of the truck and do one of the sheep." The new guy is kind of shocked at this but after a while he thinks maybe it wouldn't be too bad. The old trucker says "Just bang on the front wall when you're done and I'll stop so you can get back in the cab." So he's driving along after an hour or so goes by he's getting kind of worried because the new guy has not banged on the wall. So he stops the truck and opens the back door to check on the other guy. He's in there just screwing away on this sheep, the old guy says "What's wrong?" The new guy says"I can't get my nut." The old guy says "Well it's no wonder, you picked the ugliest one!" __________________ This will decimate all after you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Japan. Joe Clem and Koeppel Nissan

02-25-2010, 03:45 PM	#599 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 657	Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards him. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?" __________________ This will decimate all after you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Japan. Joe Clem and Koeppel Nissan

02-25-2010, 03:47 PM	#600 (permalink)
phelan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CA Age: 38 Posts: 9,513 Drives: Scoobaroo Rep Power: 3406	One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 ft, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went below 25 ft, but minutes later the same guy joined him. This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalk-and-board set, and wrote, "How the hell are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?" The other guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote: "I'M DROWNING YOU MORON!" __________________ 凛 ('Rin') - 2009 Nissan 370Z With silence comes peace. With peace comes freedom. With freedom comes silence.