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Old 02-25-2010, 01:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Magical reindeer like the ones Santa uses are asexual.
Ah that must be one of those 'adults only' jokes that the kids don't get.
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Magical reindeer like the ones Santa uses are asexual.
Yeah how else do you get magical reindeer! If they reproduced like normal reindeer, we'd all have them...



Plus.. the joke talks about a fictional fat man that travels the span of the world delivering toys to every household in the matter of maybe 8 hours. He flies a sled pulled by flying reindeer, one of which has an industrial strength light bulb for a nose and his toys are made by a shop of mythical elves BUT you get hung up on the masculinity of their names???
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Yeah how else do you get magical reindeer! If they reproduced like normal reindeer, we'd all have them...



Plus.. the joke talks about a fictional fat man that travels the span of the world delivering toys to every household in the matter of maybe 8 hours. He flies a sled pulled by flying reindeer, one of which has an industrial strength light bulb for a nose and his toys are made by a shop of mythical elves BUT you get hung up on the masculinity of their names???
LOL How else could we have an intelligent debate about a fat man fitting down chimney's?

And about that fag rudolph... He has a Red Nose. It's not like a flood light... So really, if it was Foggy, WTF good is that gonna do for Santa? Unless its a beacon to see where the front of his Reindeer are, it provides him nothing.
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LOL How else could we have an intelligent debate about a fat man fitting down chimney's?

And about that fag rudolph... He has a Red Nose. It's not like a flood light... So really, if it was Foggy, WTF good is that gonna do for Santa? Unless its a beacon to see where the front of his Reindeer are, it provides him nothing.
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Don't you laugh! That was a serious point to me! Dealing with aircraft on a daily basis at work made me think about that. lol He's not gonna see any better with Rudolph in front...
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Don't you laugh! That was a serious point to me! Dealing with aircraft on a daily basis at work made me think about that. lol He's not gonna see any better with Rudolph in front...
LMAO I agree.. i remember seeing my strobes the first time I flew IMC. I know what you mean.
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