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The Italian says: "I rub my wife with oil all over her body and before I'm through she screams for 5 minutes!" The Frenchman says: "I rub my wife all
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The Italian says: "I rub my wife with oil all over her body and before I'm through she screams for 5 minutes!"
The Frenchman says: "I rub my wife all over her body with butter and before I'm through she screams for half an hour!" The Jew says: "I rub my wife all over with chicken fat and before I'm through she screams for 6 hours!" "Six hours!" they ask. " How is that possible?" "The secret is to wipe your hands on the drapes when you're through."
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