Joke of the Day

XBadgerX · 02-01-2010, 01:19 PM

A guy walks into the bar and notices a jar of money on the counter filled with $10 bills. The Guy ask's the bartender, "what is up with the jar?"

Bartender: You can win the jar full of money if you complete 3 tasks, but it is going to cost you $10.

Guy: Ok what are the tasks?

Bartender: "Money First, then I will tell you" (So the guy figures he really doesn't mind losing the $10 and figures it would be worth a shot to try maybe)

"First task: You have to drink a 1/4 of tequila without making a smirk

Second task: You then have to go out back, where there is a Pitbull tied up to a post w/ a sore tooth. You must remove said tooth from the Pitbull.

Third task: After you remove the tooth, you then have to go upstairs and have sex with the 90 year old lady who will be waiting for you."

Guy: "Screw that" The guy walks away...Later in the night, the guy is completley trashed and goes up to the bartender

Guy: "Gimme that Tequila." The guy downs the whole bottle without a smirk
Guy: "Where is the DOG!?" Bartender points at the door that leads to the back. At this point the customers in the bar are quite interested to see if the man is going to be able to complete the tasks. They hear Barking, Yelling, Screaming, Growling, and moaning..
the guy walks back into the bar scratched up and bleeding..
"Alright, where is the old lady with the sore tooth?"

02-01-2010, 01:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
XBadgerX Base Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 105 Drives: 07 Honda 600RR Rep Power: 17	A guy walks into the bar and notices a jar of money on the counter filled with $10 bills. The Guy ask's the bartender, "what is up with the jar?" Bartender: You can win the jar full of money if you complete 3 tasks, but it is going to cost you $10. Guy: Ok what are the tasks? Bartender: "Money First, then I will tell you" (So the guy figures he really doesn't mind losing the $10 and figures it would be worth a shot to try maybe) "First task: You have to drink a 1/4 of tequila without making a smirk Second task: You then have to go out back, where there is a Pitbull tied up to a post w/ a sore tooth. You must remove said tooth from the Pitbull. Third task: After you remove the tooth, you then have to go upstairs and have sex with the 90 year old lady who will be waiting for you." Guy: "Screw that" The guy walks away...Later in the night, the guy is completley trashed and goes up to the bartender Guy: "Gimme that Tequila." The guy downs the whole bottle without a smirk Guy: "Where is the DOG!?" Bartender points at the door that leads to the back. At this point the customers in the bar are quite interested to see if the man is going to be able to complete the tasks. They hear Barking, Yelling, Screaming, Growling, and moaning.. the guy walks back into the bar scratched up and bleeding.. "Alright, where is the old lady with the sore tooth?"