Joke of the Day

Togo

Four nuns are standing in line to get into heaven. St. Paul says to the first one, "Have you ever touched a penis before." The nun says "Yeah, with my finger." St. Paul says, "Dip your finger in the holy water before you enter."
The second one says, "With my hand." And she has to dip her whole hand in.

The third one's about to answer, but the fourth one pushes her out of the way and shouts,

"If you think I'm going to gargle that water after she's stuck her ass in it, you're out of your mind!"

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This will decimate all after you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Japan.

Joe Clem and Koeppel Nissan