Joke of the Day

Togo · 12-16-2009, 06:30 PM

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside...

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man " Shit, that must be my husband!

So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman "I'm your husband, you slut!"

So the woman answers "Oh, yeah?! And why were you fuckin running you son of a bitch!"

12-16-2009, 06:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 657	A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside... The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man " Shit, that must be my husband! So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car. Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman "I'm your husband, you slut!" So the woman answers "Oh, yeah?! And why were you fuckin running you son of a bitch!" __________________ This will decimate all after you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Japan. Joe Clem and Koeppel Nissan