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Chinese Sick Day Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss, I no come work today, I real sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt, I no come work."
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11-05-2009, 11:37 AM
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Chinese Sick Day
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss, I no come work today, I real sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her "give me sex". That makes everything better and I go work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again; "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon..... You got nice house."
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