Joke of the Day

Togo

An Arab-American family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Muslim facilities were completely full, so they ended up putting him in a Jewish home. After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they come to visit grandpa.

"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.

It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.

We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you."

"Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here," grandpa says with a big smile. "There's a musician here and he's 85-years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!

And there's a physician here who is 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!

And me, I haven't had sex for 30 years and they still call me "the fucking Arab!"

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