Joke of the Day

XxJimboxX · 10-27-2009, 02:31 PM

Two buddies are at the golf course. The first guys tees off, hooks badly to the left and the second guy tees off and slices badly to the right. They both decide to meet at the green after they find their balls.
First guy, finds his ball in a butter cups patch and starts hacking away trying to get out flinging butter cups everywhere. At this moment, mother-nature appears and scolds him for his destruction of the butter cups and tells him: “No more butter for you for a year”.
After absorbing the sentence, he starts laughing out loud. Mother-nature responds:
“Do you think this is funny?”
The first guy replies: “No, I’m not laughing at you mother-nature. I’m laughing at my buddy who landed in the field of pussy willows…”

10-27-2009, 02:31 PM	#11 (permalink)
XxJimboxX Base Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: CO Posts: 2 Drives: 01 SE Rep Power: 16	Two buddies are at the golf course. The first guys tees off, hooks badly to the left and the second guy tees off and slices badly to the right. They both decide to meet at the green after they find their balls. First guy, finds his ball in a butter cups patch and starts hacking away trying to get out flinging butter cups everywhere. At this moment, mother-nature appears and scolds him for his destruction of the butter cups and tells him: “No more butter for you for a year”. After absorbing the sentence, he starts laughing out loud. Mother-nature responds: “Do you think this is funny?” The first guy replies: “No, I’m not laughing at you mother-nature. I’m laughing at my buddy who landed in the field of pussy willows…”