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Originally Posted by Togo Bad pick up lines Man - Fat Penguin! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. lol
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09-30-2009, 04:40 PM
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09-30-2009, 04:42 PM
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How much does a polar bear weigh? IDK Enough to break the ice. I like the penguin one more though being that it's more random 
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09-30-2009, 04:53 PM
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If you want something random you could always try...
You: Hello ma'am may I feel your bre*st? Her: Uh no, WHY?! You: Because ma'am, I work at the American Breast Cancer Research Society and I am tasked with doing research between the relation to bre*st firmness and Bre*st Cancer. Her: And you need to feel MINE because...?? You: Because it's clinically proven that doing continuous self checks means you have a much higher chance of finding a lump before it becomes cancerous. I'm trying to see if it is easier to find a lump in softer bre*sts than firm ones due to the tightness of the muscle tissue which might hinder you from finding a lump. Her: Wow, I never thought about it like that before... Ok, should we go to the bathroom? You: Wherever you feel comfortable ma'am... (Then In The Bathroom, during your 'exam') Her: Uhhh... What's the camera for...?? <CLICK> You: ...Run LOL I know it has no real point, but this is how bored I am at work lol.
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