Joke of the Day

Togo · 09-28-2009, 02:35 PM

A Texan, a Frenchman & a Canadian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air. The Canadian looks at him and says,

"What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"

The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap."

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Frenchman pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. The Canadian can't believe this and says, "What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!"

The Frenchman says "In France there's plenty of Champagne and bottles are cheap."

So a while later the Canadian pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Frenchman.

The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?"

The Canadian says, "Well, in Canada, we have plenty of Frenchmen, but beer bottles are worth a dime."

XwChriswX · 09-28-2009, 02:43 PM

Actually I think it would sound more like this...

A Texan, a Frenchman & a Canadian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air. The Canadian looks at him and says,

"What are you doing, Eh?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey, Eh!"

The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap."

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Frenchman pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots at it. However he misses because as wars have shown, the French aren't exactly the best 'warriors'. The Canadian can't believe this and says, "How could you miss that, it was right there, Eh!"

The Frenchman says "In France, we spend more time running than shooting."

So a while later the Canadian pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Frenchman.

The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?"

The Canadian says, "Well, everyone else has done it, why can't I, Eh?."

09-28-2009, 02:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
XwChriswX WFLYIDNNE Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: In The Fastlane Posts: 50,648 Drives: 02 GDB WRX Rep Power: 452	Actually I think it would sound more like this... A Texan, a Frenchman & a Canadian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air. The Canadian looks at him and says, "What are you doing, Eh?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey, Eh!" The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap." A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Frenchman pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots at it. However he misses because as wars have shown, the French aren't exactly the best 'warriors'. The Canadian can't believe this and says, "How could you miss that, it was right there, Eh!" The Frenchman says "In France, we spend more time running than shooting." So a while later the Canadian pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Frenchman. The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?" The Canadian says, "Well, everyone else has done it, why can't I, Eh?." __________________ Bonnie - Stage 2, Audio build coming this fall! R.I.P. Abby 3/29/10 - 3/30/14

09-28-2009, 02:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 657	A Texan, a Frenchman & a Canadian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air. The Canadian looks at him and says, "What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!" The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap." A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Frenchman pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. The Canadian can't believe this and says, "What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!" The Frenchman says "In France there's plenty of Champagne and bottles are cheap." So a while later the Canadian pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Frenchman. The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?" The Canadian says, "Well, in Canada, we have plenty of Frenchmen, but beer bottles are worth a dime."