Joke of the Day

Greg · 09-05-2009, 05:57 PM

Q: What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A: Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
blowjob.

Q: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A: So men can be open minded.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q: What's the difference between your paycheck and your ****?
A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

09-05-2009, 05:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
Greg Track Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: San Francisco Age: 57 Posts: 551 Drives: 06 350 ZR CS Rep Power: 300	Q: What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob? A: Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q: Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A: So men can be open minded. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q: What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q: What's the difference between your paycheck and your **? A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! __________________ Chef Greg At Your Service**