Joke of the Day

sloterg

a lil disturbing but it has some character

one day there is a girl on the beach with no arms and no legs, crying hysterically..
so a guy walking by notices this and goes up to girl and asks, "whats wrong?"
the girl says "ive never been hugged before."
so the guy gives her a hug and she gets a big smile
and so the guy knowing he made the girl happy starts walking away.
as he starts walking away he hears the girl crying again
he asks "whats wrong?"
the girl says "ive never been kissed before."
so the guy gives the girl a kiss
she smiles, and is on his way.
as he is leaving he hears the girl cry again
he turns around and asks "what now?"
the girl says "ive never been ****ed before"
so the guy picks her up
and throws her into the ocean
and says, "now you are"

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