Joke of the Day

ohioZ

So a duck walks into a convenience store, walks up to the clerk and goes...

"Got any gwapes?"

"No, I don't have any gwapes."

So the duck leaves.


The next day, the duck walks into the convenience store and goes up to the clerk and asks:


"Got any gwapes?"

"No, I dont have any gwapes."

So the duck leaves.


The next day the duck walks into the convenience store and walks up to the clerk and asks:

"Got any gwapes?"

"NO! I dont have any damn gwapes! If you ask me that again I'm going to staple your feet to the floor!" the clerk replies.

So the duck leaves.



The next day the duck walks into the store and goes up to the clerk and asks:

"Got any staples?"
"No."


".....got any gwapes?"