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Old 08-29-2011, 12:34 PM   #856 (permalink)
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Frost! Quit teasing us with just 1 joke!
Frost likes to tease, it is his best quality.
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Frost likes to tease, it is his best quality.
He's like a teenage girl - gets you excited... And leaves the rest to you.
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Old 08-29-2011, 03:11 PM   #858 (permalink)
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He's like a teenage girl - gets you excited... And leaves the rest to you.
You should stay away from the teenage girls. They can get you 20
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You should stay away from the teenage girls. They can get you 20
they don't even give killers 20 anymore.
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A guy is out with his buddies. He has a
few drinks, gets in the mood but true to
his wife goes home.

When he gets home he finds her sound
asleep in bed with her mouth wide open.
He gets two aspirin and drops them into
her mouth.

Of course, she chokes but recovers and
asks, "What did you put in my mouth??"

He says, "Two aspirin".

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE"!!!

He says, "That's what I wanted to hear."
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Old 08-30-2011, 06:53 AM   #861 (permalink)
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Yeah, and if grown women sleep with teenage boys, they get 2-3.
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This is an Incredible story!




In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .


On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.


The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.


He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.


As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife,


after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.


The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.


Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.


Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.





Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.




Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.


As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and


walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.



The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.


The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.



Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant.


Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure.


He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.


The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs


and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.




Probably wasn't the same fucking elephant.
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Old 10-26-2011, 10:40 AM   #864 (permalink)
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Either that or it was the same one and he was made that pete didn't save him from the damn zoo.
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Old 10-26-2011, 11:08 AM   #865 (permalink)
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This is an Incredible story!




In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .


On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.


The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.


He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.


As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife,


after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.


The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.


Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.


Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.





Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.




Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.


As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and


walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.



The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.


The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.



Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant.


Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure.


He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.


The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs


and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.




Probably wasn't the same fucking elephant.
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Old 10-28-2011, 09:19 PM   #867 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2011, 09:24 PM   #868 (permalink)
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^hahaha good stuff
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