Joke of the Day

Togo · 07-26-2009, 10:37 AM

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

"Please allow me to help, I'm a physical therapist and I know I could ease your pain if you'd allow me." she told him.

"Oh no, I'll be all right in a few minutes," he replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hand together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help him.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and then asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

2theextreme · 07-27-2009, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Togo

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

"Please allow me to help, I'm a physical therapist and I know I could ease your pain if you'd allow me." she told him.

"Oh no, I'll be all right in a few minutes," he replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hand together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help him.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and then asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

Didn't expect that! Good one!

07-26-2009, 10:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 657	Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. "Please allow me to help, I'm a physical therapist and I know I could ease your pain if you'd allow me." she told him. "Oh no, I'll be all right in a few minutes," he replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hand together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and then asked, "How does that feel?" He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."