Joke of the Day

Togo · 07-11-2009, 08:25 PM

One day Piere was tired of his wife's cat the clawing up the furniture so he told his wife he was going to get rid of the cat in the morning and she said whatever. So in the morning he put the cat in the car and went 50 miles north put the cat outside the car and took off. When he go home the cat was in the driveway. Upset he said in the morning he will be going for a ride again to get rid of the cat. So in the morning he takes the cat 100 miles north. Puts the cat on the side of the road and leaves the cat there. When Piere got home the cat was in the driveway. The next day Piere takes the cat 250 miles away he goes north, south, east and west back tracks and goes in circles. Then he puts the cat on the side of the road. He sits in his car for an hour. He then calls his wife and says honey look outside and tell me if you see anything in the driveway? She says yes I see the cat. Piere says "Put the stupid cat on the phone I am lost!"

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07-11-2009, 08:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 657	One day Piere was tired of his wife's cat the clawing up the furniture so he told his wife he was going to get rid of the cat in the morning and she said whatever. So in the morning he put the cat in the car and went 50 miles north put the cat outside the car and took off. When he go home the cat was in the driveway. Upset he said in the morning he will be going for a ride again to get rid of the cat. So in the morning he takes the cat 100 miles north. Puts the cat on the side of the road and leaves the cat there. When Piere got home the cat was in the driveway. The next day Piere takes the cat 250 miles away he goes north, south, east and west back tracks and goes in circles. Then he puts the cat on the side of the road. He sits in his car for an hour. He then calls his wife and says honey look outside and tell me if you see anything in the driveway? She says yes I see the cat. Piere says "Put the stupid cat on the phone I am lost!"