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Originally Posted by XwChriswX Why do I feel like I'll rot in hell for laughing at this... Edit: Thats why!

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Old 10-04-2010, 06:52 PM   #811 (permalink)
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Isn't sticker swapping a weekly thing at the rate you whore Rin out??


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so yes im gonna revive this thread.. (maybe it wont really come alive again and i'll just sulk at my attempt)

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so yes im gonna revive this thread.. (maybe it wont really come alive again and i'll just sulk at my attempt)

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These have been making their way around the aviation-related forums.

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Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes Home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"



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"What are you doing?" he says.

"I'm trying to commit suicide," she says.

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The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room
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The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
Everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
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She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,


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