US scientists finally invented cars that run on water...

So far they only run with water from the gulf of mexico.

+1 to u sir :bowrofl:

Of all the jokes here I burst out laughing at this one... WOW ahahahahahaa :tiphat:

LOL!!! :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

me too heh

They have a new plan for the BP oil disaster... They will be putting a gigantic wedding ring around the whole well. It's guaranteed not to put out after that! Ba-ziing!

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A young lady woke up one day and looked in her back yard, only to find a gorilla in her oak tree. Shocked, she searched the yellow pages and found a gorilla removal service. She rang, and a service professional showed up an hour later.

From his van, he unloaded a pit bull, a ladder, a baseball bat, a net, and a shotgun. Puzzled, the woman asked how he was going to use all this equipment.

The hunter then explained.

"Well, first I lay the net out under the tree and set the ladder against the trunk near the gorilla. I then climb the ladder with the baseball bat and fight the gorilla out of the tree, into the net. The pit bull is trained to bite the gorilla's genitals and not let go until the net is tied and the gorilla is captured."

"Then," inquired the woman, "what is the shotgun for?"

"Ah," replied the hunter. "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."

Hahaha there have been a few really funny jokes posted since I was last in here. I especially liked the stick one and the BP wedding rings and car running on water ones.

Ok a joke I heard last night......


What's red and smells like blue paint?














RED PAINT! :D

Somebody watches Mythbusters! :tup:

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whats worst than being stabbed by Jason?






... being fingered by captain hook.

Did you hear the news!!!! They stopped the oil spill in the gulf of Mexico! What they did was, they put a ring down over the leak – it kinda looked like a wedding ring. Once the ring was put on it stopped putting out!:tup:


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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

I pushed him.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the monkey.

Yes, I love this one. :tup: