So my cousin asked me to borrow my:
 

The other night my cousin had showed me a picture of this blonde he was supposed to go out with on the fourth, and wanted to know if he could borrow my truck. Said he would give me $100.00, it's not about the money he is sporting a 2000 green Dodge Neon and i guess he is embarresed about the green machine. They been talking via e:mail and i don't know if he told her this was his ride or not. I was doing lawncare with a mutual friend yesterday who works for me and had spoke of my cuz's date and how the last time he had taken this other girl out he didn't pay for her meal. I said that is dating 101. So he had meet up with us later that afternoon and asked me in front of everybody else if he could use the Ford sat. night, i said sure no problem. I asked him do you plan on buying her dinner and he said no, i told him dude you got to buy her dinner are you a jackass, telling from the pic this girl is preety smokin and so far he don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of ever going out with her agian. I asked him where he was taking her and he said this place called Bristol, real nice place average meal $30 to $50 dollars a person. If he drops the bomb shell of not paying when it comes to paying he'll be riding solo on the way home. i told him dude, buy her a frekin #1 from Mcdonalds atleast your paying for her meal. What an idiot, now he's made at me for preaching at him.

Bristol's is more like 100 a person. If he doesn't pay , I guarantee she will flip.

Wow i didn't know it was that kinda place, way way out of his price range. I never been there, like to. They say they have great steaks. Maybe he can go there for water and an order of toasted ravs

have him take the 100 he was going to give you, buy her a ticket on southwest, fly her to phoenix, and ill show her what shes been missing.

Real Highend Seafood resturant. Probably the best in St. Louis

If he can't understand the most basic of fundamental rules of dating, then he deserves to be doomed. Not having an ounce of chivalry is surprising. Even sleezebags utilize it when all they want is to get in a girl's pants.

You have to remember this is the same guy that called me a yuppie for buying the Z

No send her down to Texas. Because everything is bigger in Texas. :happydance:

Missouri is the Show Me state, she's going to say show me the money.

Your cousin doesn't stand a chance, but best of luck to him.

I hope we are getting updates on what happens on this date

Subscribing for the carnage that follows.

I left in the z at 5, headed out to the parents for a bbq and he had called me asking once again if he could use the truck. I said sure the keys are the kitchen table. So thats where i stand at this point. Just got home and my[ATTACH][/ATTACH]2954 is gone. Good luck mister tight A%@

If there are two things I've learned from Judge Judy, it's never let friends borrow money, and never let anyone borrow vehicles.

I know, i know. I don't want to think about. Atleast he can't afford to by any beer.He works for me and dosen't want any money, just the truck every once and a great while. If something happends he owns the truck, with a big time bill. Oh don't worry he'll never see the driver's side of the z or the bars of the cbr. I figure with the truck heaven forbid it shouldn't get too damaged in a fender bender.

frost, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............



but +1 to letting him borrow the truck but minus 1 for him not paying for the meal.


it's like a rule....lol...oh well to him........but, if she still goes out with him.....i guess she really must like him then....even if he's El cheapo

She's never seen him, my cousin is a big hoooooooooosier. His dinner usually consist of a bag of dorritos and a can of skoal. This was set up by a friend of a friend. Anybody might sound good looking over the phone.

oh oh, blind date.....

This just keeps getting awesomer (not a real word, please don't use it in serious conversation)

i hope she's not missing an arm or has an eye patch

While I hope for the exact opposite.

I only seen a shot from his cell phone, way way out of his leauge. She's some legal assistant and he works for a local tire chain.

think he'll get a slap in the face??

i have 5 bucks down on he's going home solo

My cuz stays in my basement, he needs to get out on his own one of these days. He needs the real world. He went grocery shopping one day, you would think he would have went to a supermarket, no he went to target and bought all this frozen crap. Couple of days later he asked me to help him with a frozen lasagna. He tried putting the thing in the micro-wave, i said no you have to use the oven. Didn't know how to preheat an oven or follow the directions on the back of the box. He told me " this cookin thing sure is hard". I told him this isn't sh#%, try cooking an actual meal. I'm pretty much just eat salad so he his screwed.

No, she'll get the slap in the face.

You may have to put him down sir. It's probably the best thing for him.

I think that is illeagal. He's family what do you do. Never had a checking account till 4 or 5 months ago. I told him you need to start builing a credit history or your screwed. I don't have no kids and i'm not raising a 25 year old, well kinda watching over one

he's gonna get a tough lesson of life soon, one after the other....no lol here

He's a good guy, great mechanic. Shouldn't be changing oil and replacing tires.

hands on.....that's good...


but really, could not use the oven??...like how

I guess he never took home economics in highschool. Now back to the date, no news is good news. That means my truck is still in one piece and she has definately seen him so, so far so good. One rep point for cuz.

+1 to ur cuz for going out into the world

Here's something else, my z is kinda grounded right now because i have no time to get the thing legal. My temp tag expired on june 29th. First day off in over two weeks and everything is closed.I drove my z out to have dinner with the fam about 30 miles from my house. I sure as hell wasn't going to take the green machine.

why not, it's a funk mobile.




i have a great neon story....lol.....i'll type it up

No, you don't understand. I'll take pics and show you guys. he drove this thing for about two years without a drivers side mirror and i did end up driving the thing. It's bad without that mirror, so i went and bought and installed a new mirror. While i was there i bought him a new driver side fender and still till this day he hasn't put it on.

so it's middle of winter and school is about to end. it snows 30+ cm of snow and it's blowing snow....so some places got over a meter of it, like me.

i call up my buddy to come pick me up because i'm totally stuck.
he drives up my street in his red neon, snow not cleared also.
throws a cleaning brush at me, i clean the car...within minutes..it's covered with snow..lol

so, we're like...what now?? if you make a U-turn, we're going to be stuck.
we open the windows and pop our heads out and reverse to the main road.

we get a call to pick up another person, we did it and smashed through snow banks..lol

we're on the highway, mad slippery !!!
we managed to get to school on snail speed....well, neon speed..lol

then the school's lot was not cleared at all, the driver metal to the petal, pulls the e-brake, we go sliding all over the place and got stuck, then ditched the car randomly parked in the lot....


what a trip, then a plow hits the car

No way, snow on roads are some fun times. Especially down in the country where the county roads are the last to be cleared , if at all. I'm sure you guys get a hell of alot more snow than we do done here.

not to mention my school was in the middle of nowhere...lol

all the way out west as ppl here say it

i'm kinda wandering if my cuz bit the bullet and took her to a fine dinning establishment or went with the fast food option. My truck will not fit in most drive thru area's. Times running out for places to stop serving food.

I'm surprised no one said this already but that is one nice truck you got there.

I'm starting to see a pattern here. Red 370z, Red F250, and Red CBR1k.

What time did your cousin's date start?